Questions of the week

The list of life's endless questions are as long as Madonna's arm veins, as long as the splintered stick up Bill O'Reilly's ass, as long as Kim Kardashian's list of black BFF's...so let's get to this week's edition.

1) Why when you see someone with a lot of clothing on and it's hot as hell outside, you assume their African?

2) Why when you see the Po Po on the side of the highway issuing a ticket you immediately slow up, like they're going to stop writing that ticket and come chase yo ass?

3) Why do all library books stink like old ass?

4) How often do waitstaff eat something off your plate before delivering it to your unsuspecting greedy ass?

5) Do LL Cool J's lips stink like sour milk and empty stomach from all that lickin'?

Just a few things to ponder while you do your gross morning stuff in the mirror. Until next week's installment Brewchies!!!