The Ask A Dude Roundtable: Don't come a knocking..that's it no punch line!

Your favorite Witches hosted a cyber sit down with several of the opinionated (right or wrong) fellas in our cipher and grilled them to the white meat. We're hoping these discussions can start a dialogue (In the comments section please), and foster a greater understanding between the genders. Now that you have met our dudes... let's chop it up!

Brew Q:

Let's discuss double standards. Why is it ‘spontaneous and romantical’ when you show up at our home unannounced and ‘CRAZY’ when we do it?

Gross Dude: Err.. Can't relate... I would never pop up at someone’s house.

Mr. Crab: No, that shit is CRA-ZAY accross the board. Hear me and hear me GOOT! If you don't call and you come, don't be surprised your cra-zay ass end up spending the rest of your night knocking on my damn door before my neighbor call them folks for your stupid ass.

Rev Real: Another negative. I never popped up unannounced. You always call first. There’s has to be space in any relationship.

SUpreme: Naw – I call EVERYONE except my mother and grandmothers before I show up. It’s a respect thing. As far as I go – you’d play yourself showing up unannounced at my crib. I’m so rarely there, and there’s no rhyme or reason as to when I WILL be there. Besides – you can buzz all you want. If I’m not expecting anyone, I will calmly sit in the living room sipping my wine without even budging.

Ask A Cash: Because we could be masturbating while watching porn or something. Lol, kinda hard to open the door while that’s happening! Believe it or not, your man is a nasty dude. But seriously, that depends on the relationship. If you’re popping up to “get it in”, that’s different. But if you’re the argumentative type and you’re popping up to “talk”, you need to call and let us get our mind right first (and masturbate while watching porn before you get there).

Big In Europe: I wouldn't go to ANYONE'S home unannounced. It's stalkerish and rude when anyone does it. Do that to me and you're subject to get your visitor's pass revoked.

Brew Lesson for The Day: Don't stop by unannounced, it's not polite or ladylike. And if you do, at least have the decency to not have panties on,-- unless you're a Jehovah's Witness--that would just be wrong.