Breaking Brew: The WTF Files Take To The Skies

Well as you all now know lil Falcon was hiding (LIKE A PUNK! MAN UP YOU 6 YEAR OLD!!)   UNLESS he was hiding in Narnia...no movie for the kid!

Why, in his own words:

Apropos of nothing, the Heene family also once appeared on 'Wife Swap'...

Mayumi and Richard Heene and their three sons appeared last year on ABC's Wife Swap. Their network bio says the Colorado-based Heene's "live life on the edge. Wife Mayumi and storm scientist Richard take their three kids, Bradford, Ryo and Falcon, out of school to go on storm chasing missions to prove Richard's theories about magnetic fields and gravity." Richard also maintains a site dedicated to his storm-chasing activities

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C'mon Falcon, you cannot go out like this!! (Meanwhile The OTHERS, at work are in here losing thier shit around me...)

Update 4:08pm ET:

A balloon that was set adrift by a 6-year-old boy from his parents' Colorado home was found empty, CNN affiliate KMGH said, citing a police report.

The balloon landed south of Prospect Springs, Colorado, Thursday afternoon.

The balloon landed south of Prospect Springs, near Colorado Springs.
The boy was not inside the helium aircraft when it landed, KMGH reported.
A sibling saw the boy get into the craft Thursday morning. Officials were concerned that the boy may have fallen out of it, an undersheriff said.
Margie Martinez of the Weld County Sheriff's Office said a sibling saw Falcon Heene climb into the basket before the balloon took off from his parents' home.
Because the door on the balloon was unlocked, it's possible the boy had fallen out, Martinez said.
The balloon appeared to be a saucer-shaped, Mylar-coated helium balloon, similar to a party balloon.






Right now, as I type this, there is a 6 year old boy that--if all ends well-- is not going to have to work another day in his life. Why? Because his parents have had the smarts to build a helium balloon in their backyard, and his behind crawled in it, and left them ground-bound. Disney-Pixar dudes are skeeting themselves right now, for the rights.





Let's pray he lands safely to collect his dividends and punch his daddy in the mouth! All jokes aside- couldn't his father had taken him to Chuck E. Cheese or the Strip club or some isht instead of this Jiffy Pop monstrosity?





Streaming live VIDEO OF THE BALLOON








"The 6 year-old boy is floating over northeastern Colorado in a homebuilt balloon and authorities are racing to try and rescue him. The balloon, in the shape of a flying saucer is covered in foil and filled with helium. It has a compartment for a passenger underneath. It lifted the boy into the air near Fort Collins Thursday morning after the balloon became untethered at the boy's home.
The father and son had apparently been working on the aircraft for some time. The police and other authorities have been alerted and Airtracker 7 has launched in an effort to locate the boy.
Airtracker 7 located the craft at 12:35 p.m. at about 8,000 feet in Weld County. It appeared to be slightly tilted. Skies in the area are partly cloudy and southwest wind speeds are 15 to 20 miles per hour. "It is believed the device could rise to 10,000 feet," said Eloise Campanella, Larimer County Sheriff's Officer spokeswoman. "The structure at the bottom of the balloon that the boy is in is made of extremely thin plywood and won't withstand any kind of a crash at all," said Erik Nilsson, Larimer County Emergency Manager. Deputies from Larimer and Weld counties are tracking the balloon as it drifts. FAA spokesman Mike Fergus said the agency has been notified and it was unclear whether traffic controllers had picked it up on radar.
The balloon may drift into air traffic control corridors used by Denver International Airport, based on its current location and direction."


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