Brew Bits: The Dr. Seusse of Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt and his crusty beard took to the airports of France this week...and while I'm not a fan of the crusty beard, it reminded me of this lesser known work of Dr. Seusse: "The Getting It Of Pitt" here is an excerpt.

Brad Pitt: He can get it on a boat, he can get it while drinking a root beer float-- he can get it on the deck-- he can get it in the middle of a car wreck. He can get it with the weird beard, he can get it if it's sheared! He can get it as Angie watches, while she picks out fabric swatches. Brad Pitt can get it indeed. Even Dr. Seusse (extra 'e' to avoid a suing) agrees.