Citizens of NOLA, Suck It! (Politically Incorrect Content Ahead)

Straight from the Ungrateful Summabitch Files, there are citizens of New Orleans that are complaining about the Brad Pitt's Make It Right, eco- houses. Lemme get this ish straight. You lost your homes, neighborhoods, and family members. Shit, was UNDER WATER-- Aqua Man Stylee, Son!! Someone came in and said 'hey not only are we gonna help you rebuild what you lost- but we're going to do it in such a way that we aren't ruining the earth further. And should this happen again, your home should be secure." We will engineer a home that will RISE WITH YOUR MOTHERFLIPPIN TIDES AND FLOAT, SUCKA- FLOAT!!! Because God forbid the government - replace your levies.... (Ok here's an idea. You guys go down to home depot and jerry rig them up with some planks and duct tape, yourselves. Since you have all the answers!- I gave you that one for free!) Now your ass is up in arms, because according to you these homes 'don't reflect the history of New Orleans' Mind you, these houses are NOT in a historical district. So, which history are you trying to re-create? The one where your house was UNDERWATER, because it was not structurally correct for your terrain?! You got your FEMA check and got brand effing new, didn't you, Son?

Tell you what, why don't you spend less time busting caps in the ass of Bayou Classic tourists; call an all hands on deck, and come up with a way to build the neighborhoods of your dreams. You don't like what people are giving you? Find a way to make what you want out of your homes, YOURSELVES.

Pissed Brewchie, Out!

Check the story out: NY Times

Brew Bits: The Dr. Seusse of Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt and his crusty beard took to the airports of France this week...and while I'm not a fan of the crusty beard, it reminded me of this lesser known work of Dr. Seusse: "The Getting It Of Pitt" here is an excerpt.

Brad Pitt: He can get it on a boat, he can get it while drinking a root beer float-- he can get it on the deck-- he can get it in the middle of a car wreck. He can get it with the weird beard, he can get it if it's sheared! He can get it as Angie watches, while she picks out fabric swatches. Brad Pitt can get it indeed. Even Dr. Seusse (extra 'e' to avoid a suing) agrees.

Brew Fashion: Brad 'n Angie (I have never been a fan of name Mashups) Design Jewelry

Proving to me that I CAN love them even more:

The Protector Collection, for Asprey, features a limited number of karat gold, platinum, and gem-studded jewelry, as well as sterling gifts, all bearing snake motifs.

(In some cultures snakes are considered a symbol of protection).

Net proceeds will be donated to the Education Partnership For Children of Conflict, one of their charities.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the BAFTA Awards.

Photo By Dave Hogan/Getty Images

 

Feeling swank? Check out Asprey's website to book an appointment.

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Breaking Brew: Brad Pitt Hit By Paparazzi

UPDATE: Turns out, Brad Pitt is just a klutz who should stick with being chauffeured or just drive a Prius like those other eco-fancy Hollywood types. TMZ reports no one else was involved in the accident. Pitt tried to weave his bike between a parked car at a red light and he managed to clip the car...thus, toppling over. Word is he got up after the "incident," moved the bike and ran into a nearby apartment building to hide his face in shame for shelter.

Taste The Brew for the original story.

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Brew Design: The Float House, NOLA

Dear Percy, I see your housing project--- -and raise you a Floating House.

The Float House, designed by Morphosis Architects, is the latest design to be built by Brad Pitt's Make It Right Foundation, which is helping families rebuild eco-friendly homes in the Lower Ninth Ward in New Orleans.
It's like you're Noah and your house is an arc where people can take refuge from flood waters. Sound crazy? Think again.
Brad Pitt's Make it Right Foundation unveiled the first Float House on Wednesday. The home, designed by Morphosis Architects, basically turns into a giant raft in the event of flooding, rising up on guide posts that keep it from floating away. To say that this design floats my boat is an understatement; but there is one thing about it that my eco-heart can't love: The chassis that allows it to float has a polystyrene core.

Polystyrene is Eco-Friendly?According to an NPR interview with the designer, the polystyrene core is covered by glass-reinforced concrete, but it's unclear whether the polystyrene is completely contained, and if it isn't, there is the risk of off-gassing in the home--not great for the home-owners. And what happens if the concrete coating cracks?
Polystyrene production also requires many harmful chemicals, including benzene, a known carcinogen and potent volatile organic compound, so it's not exactly a fantastically green or healthy option.
Benefits of a Floating HomeWhile it may not be the greenest option, there are some important benefits to this design.
If the area floods, the home will float upward, up to 12 feet, while a pair of guideposts keep the home from floating away. In addition to creating a safe environment, the design prevents water damage and a whole lot of waste. (For anyone who is worried about gas leaks and live electrical wires, there's a break-off system to eliminate those risks, and the home can run on battery power for three days.)

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Photo courtesy of Morphosis Architects

Morphosis Architects (Principal Tom Mayne is a modern architectural god...if you don't know now you know!!!)

Make It Right Foundation

Game, BillyGoat!

**All jokes aside, of course anything that can be done to make New Orleans safe and healthy for its citizens is wonderful (pull ya pannies out your rectum, humorless readers).