Who Dat? So Well-Endowed

Ladies, pack your bags... we've got some 'xplorin to do!

Condomania.com commissioned its first ever survey of penis sizes across America. And guess where they’re packing the big’uns? New Orleans!

So, that’s why ladies love that Weezy F. Baby, huh?

Here are the deets:

To determine the averages, the survey took a look at the last five years of the company’s sales on its brand of “tailor made” condoms, called “TheyFit Condoms.” The condoms require exact length to be submitted in order to get the perfect fit.

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth
19. Philadelphia
18. Detroit
17. Los Angeles
16. Denver
15. Boston
14. Columbus
13. Indianapolis
12. Miami
11. Seattle
10. St. Louis
9. Chicago
8. San Francisco
7. Atlanta
6. Portland
5. Phoenix
4. New York City
3. San Diego
2. Washington, DC
1. New Orleans

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Lil Wayne Drops A Bomb…

While Lil Wayne was addressing the media about his shock at being asked to join the “We Are The World” re-do, he decided to drop a lil bomb of his own by comparing Haiti’s crisis to the aftermath of Katrina.

Take a look.

So, what’s your call? Is he right to compare the two? Is this gonna start a shytstorm?

Citizens of NOLA, Suck It! (Politically Incorrect Content Ahead)

Straight from the Ungrateful Summabitch Files, there are citizens of New Orleans that are complaining about the Brad Pitt's Make It Right, eco- houses. Lemme get this ish straight. You lost your homes, neighborhoods, and family members. Shit, was UNDER WATER-- Aqua Man Stylee, Son!! Someone came in and said 'hey not only are we gonna help you rebuild what you lost- but we're going to do it in such a way that we aren't ruining the earth further. And should this happen again, your home should be secure." We will engineer a home that will RISE WITH YOUR MOTHERFLIPPIN TIDES AND FLOAT, SUCKA- FLOAT!!! Because God forbid the government - replace your levies.... (Ok here's an idea. You guys go down to home depot and jerry rig them up with some planks and duct tape, yourselves. Since you have all the answers!- I gave you that one for free!) Now your ass is up in arms, because according to you these homes 'don't reflect the history of New Orleans' Mind you, these houses are NOT in a historical district. So, which history are you trying to re-create? The one where your house was UNDERWATER, because it was not structurally correct for your terrain?! You got your FEMA check and got brand effing new, didn't you, Son?

Tell you what, why don't you spend less time busting caps in the ass of Bayou Classic tourists; call an all hands on deck, and come up with a way to build the neighborhoods of your dreams. You don't like what people are giving you? Find a way to make what you want out of your homes, YOURSELVES.

Pissed Brewchie, Out!

Check the story out: NY Times

Granny Is Gonna Light Your General Tso On Fiyah!!

They keep it Gully in the Dirty Souf...even the old Asian Grannies...dayum.

News from NOLA completes me.

Court/Kenner Police Department

Young's Garden Chinese Restaurant on Williams Boulevard in Kenner burned on Oct. 2.

A Kenner, LA restaurant owner was caught on videotape setting fire to a competitor's restaurant one block away, police said Tuesday. Mae Fong, 74, 2225 Florida Ave., Kenner, will be booked with arson of Young's Garden Chinese Restaurant at 2037 Williams Blvd. Fong's Chinese & Cantonese Restaurant is at 2101 Williams Blvd., just across 21st Street from Young's.Kenner Police DepartmentMae FongPolice Chief Steve Caraway said Fong was caught on video surveillance approaching Young's on Oct. 2 after 3 a.m., about the time a liquid accelerant was used to start the fire. The video was "extremely valuable" in solving the crime, Caraway said. "It's hard to refute that type of evidence."
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Rodney would be ashamed...

Brew Design: The Float House, NOLA

Dear Percy, I see your housing project--- -and raise you a Floating House.

The Float House, designed by Morphosis Architects, is the latest design to be built by Brad Pitt's Make It Right Foundation, which is helping families rebuild eco-friendly homes in the Lower Ninth Ward in New Orleans.
It's like you're Noah and your house is an arc where people can take refuge from flood waters. Sound crazy? Think again.
Brad Pitt's Make it Right Foundation unveiled the first Float House on Wednesday. The home, designed by Morphosis Architects, basically turns into a giant raft in the event of flooding, rising up on guide posts that keep it from floating away. To say that this design floats my boat is an understatement; but there is one thing about it that my eco-heart can't love: The chassis that allows it to float has a polystyrene core.

Polystyrene is Eco-Friendly?According to an NPR interview with the designer, the polystyrene core is covered by glass-reinforced concrete, but it's unclear whether the polystyrene is completely contained, and if it isn't, there is the risk of off-gassing in the home--not great for the home-owners. And what happens if the concrete coating cracks?
Polystyrene production also requires many harmful chemicals, including benzene, a known carcinogen and potent volatile organic compound, so it's not exactly a fantastically green or healthy option.
Benefits of a Floating HomeWhile it may not be the greenest option, there are some important benefits to this design.
If the area floods, the home will float upward, up to 12 feet, while a pair of guideposts keep the home from floating away. In addition to creating a safe environment, the design prevents water damage and a whole lot of waste. (For anyone who is worried about gas leaks and live electrical wires, there's a break-off system to eliminate those risks, and the home can run on battery power for three days.)

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Photo courtesy of Morphosis Architects

Morphosis Architects (Principal Tom Mayne is a modern architectural god...if you don't know now you know!!!)

Make It Right Foundation

Game, BillyGoat!

**All jokes aside, of course anything that can be done to make New Orleans safe and healthy for its citizens is wonderful (pull ya pannies out your rectum, humorless readers).

Mos Def Tours New Orleans 4 Years Post Katrina....

You know Mos drops some science as he always does. Good watch indeed. This was done in collaboration with 2-cent.

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