Want Bigger Boobs? Call On God's Hand...

If you want to get your tittay meat on Amy Winehouse status, then check out this Chinese product called "God’s Hand." It's an inflatable bra that boosts you to a B cup, C or even a D.

Translation...for those who don't speakadalanguish:

Man:
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!


Woman:
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!


Man:
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

Didn't Reebok already do this with a shoe? I'm just sayin'...