McGuyver's Secret!

Say you're in the middle of a nuclear attack...or someone is going all bio warfare on your ass 'all of a sudden'.  No gas mask around?---Whip off your bra...and get the hell outta there! I hope your hygiene is up to par though--or you'll kill yourself in your own titty-meat sweat biohazard.

I personally enjoy when the inventor puts on the 'larger bra' ...though this doesn't seem to come in ReRe "The Wookie" Franklin Size, darn.