Paging Dr. Zizmor! Stat We've Got a Code Blue (And Grayish)

Heyyyy Dr. Zizmor,

Haven't seen you around town, since I moved to the DMV, but this is an extreme case. A case that needs the expertise of the preferred Skin man of the New York Transit System.

Can you whip up a smoothie of Retin A and Accutane for your boy? He's making me want to get LOW NO Definition TV.

Girls and Boys, THIS is what hard living does to the skin. If for no other reason than vanity, take care of yourselves!