Recycle Your Rabbit?

Some of yous are going through (ahem) "toys" like Tiger goes through waitresses. As a result, our landfills are suffering, people! Have you no love for the environment? Al Gore would slap you.

Now there's a "Rabbit Amnesty" program to help you feel better about the environment and skies above while you're feeling better down below. British sex toy line LoveHoney started the program, which allows toy enthusiasts to send in their old, tired, limp toys that are no longer scratching the spot. In exchange for your old toy, you'll get a new Rabbit in return at half the price.

The old toys are recycled and "treated in an ecologically sound manner." Whatever that means. LoveHoney also donates to a tree-hugging organization for each Rabbit that gets sent back.

The bigger question here: what do those old Rabbits get recycled into? Ewwwww….

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