Cornball Corner: This Beautifulest Bamma

You know when you watch the news and hold your breath when you hear a crime story in the hopes that the alleged perpetrator is not a part of the "Darker Nation"? Then when you see the grainy survelliance footage or mugshot showing a white or hispanic guy, you exhale and feel better about your life? Well, this is one of those times. 17-year-old Caitlin Igham and this 21-year-old cornball, Kristopher Santillo, were arrested after a string of bank robberies over the past two weeks in Dartmouth. When cops caught up to the two, they were in a motel room with Santillo's girlfriend just two minutes away from one of the robbery scenes. The 17-year-old tried to say three black men forced her to go all "Set If Off" but police didn't believe her. Both are in jail. I know Stevie said he believed chulrren are our future, but if that's the case we are so focked!

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