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Witches' Brew: Brew Bits: O.J. Simpson Getting Love In Prison

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Brew Bits: O.J. Simpson Getting Love In Prison

Word on the curb is "the kids" are loving them some O.J. Simpson.

The Juice has the gays on lock at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada. Sources say a group of gay prisoners called "The Girls" refer to Simpson as "Daddy Juice." "The Girls" reportedly dote on him and give him (ahem) special privileges like massages. One source says: "O.J. may be a pariah on the outside, but in prison, he's still a somebody."

Whenever O.J. and "The Girls" are out in the prison yard, "Daddy Juice" hangs with them and in return they treat him "like a king." I'll bet they do.

Howyoudoin O.J.?



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At Thursday, March 25, 2010 at 1:04:00 PM EDT , Blogger Phlip said...

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this.
I don't know what to make of it, it just happens to be randomly hilarious.

At Thursday, March 25, 2010 at 9:02:00 PM EDT , Blogger Reggie said...

......I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

At Thursday, March 25, 2010 at 9:13:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This doesn't surprise me much I always suspected that OJ was in the closet. He seemed to work overtime trying to be a macho man.

At Friday, March 26, 2010 at 12:21:00 AM EDT , Anonymous L.P. said...

*dead@Reggie's Shawshank Redemption reference.*


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