Cornball Corner: Lil Freak a.k.a. Michael Steele

Guess that Urkel steeze is just a front huh? Our favorite non-threatening Negro, Michael Steele, has been busy as Chairman of the Republican National Committee. His busy days are apparently filled with flipping through the pages of Neiman Marcus' Christmas catalogue for a private jet and pit stops at freaky clubs! The Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong is reporting on Steele's financial shenanigans which include spending thousands on lavish hotel stays and long nights holding "board meetings" at a bondage-themed club in L.A. where topless women reportedly simulate lesbian sex acts. That's why we could barely find him when it was time to reprimand those Tea Partiers for trying to take us back to the 50s...he was in the Champagne Room! Michael Steele you are so sitting in the Brew's Cornball Corner for this Brewshyt!