When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong Case # 761: D'Angelo

There are times when I wish I could rent-a-ding-a-ling, but I push through the drought and work it out, if you know what I mean! Hee hee. So I cram to understand why singer D'Angelo felt the need to offer a Street Human Resource Specialist $40.00 to lick his R&B lollipop. Turns out that street walker was an undercover cop. D'Angelo, a.k.a. Michael Archer was busted early this morning and charged with solicitation. Police also found $12,000 in cash stashed in his car. I had to sort through all the recent bloated pictures of D'Angelo to find this throwback picture when he was super swexy! On a side note: did Angie Stone put some Miss Celie "until you do right by me" curse on his arse? Since he dissed her, this boy can't catch a break. Where is the comeback CD son? This is why we will never rise (pun intended) as a people!
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