Brew Bits: Love Stinks! Stacey Dash Edition

Ok, I'm starting to feel like The Brew is the bearer of all broken broke down crappy kick you in groin, give you Hep C while sleeping with your sister, you told Harpo to beat me?!, while wearing a Hitler moustache, porking hussies in the parking lot of the old boarded up Bennigan's, Love news. But here's another...

Seriously, it doesn't even seem to pay to be pretty these days. What's the point! Just be homely and not cheated on or punched in the throat! TMZ, which stands for ''ALLS UP IN YO' MUTHAFLIPPING BIDNESS!" got the deets:

Stacey Dash from "Clueless" claims her soon-to-be ex-husband beat her on multiple occasions ... and she got a restraining order against him on the day she filed for divorce.TMZ obtained the restraining order -- originally signed by a judge January 29 and still in effect -- in which Dash claimed her husband, Emmanuel Xuereb, hit her in the face, head and body during their two-plus years of marriage ... but she was afraid to report it to police.Dash, 44, also claims a drunken Xuereb once violently pinned her down to a bed and threatened her, saying it would be the worst night of her life.Xuereb must stay 100 yards away from Stacey, her two children (neither of whom are his) and the family home. They're due back in court in June.