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Witches' Brew: Celebrity Letter: Katie Holmes

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Celebrity Letter: Katie Holmes

Dear Katie, or "Kate" as your crazy significant other likes to call you. WHAT. IS. THE. MEANING. OF. THIS? Tom Cruise sucked the life out of yous and now your tittays are ready to get a job on the late shift! Please beam up to Xenu and retrieve your swag, stat! Or at least bring back a better fitting space bra or something! This is some glib Brewshyt right here. Love ya, bye!
Courtesy: Dlisted

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2 Comments:

At Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 7:20:00 PM EDT , Blogger Reggie said...

I know she had to be embarrassed when she saw this picture, her tittays done moved south.......way south.

 
At Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 8:06:00 PM EDT , Blogger Kousen Tora said...

I lol'd!!! I can hear Dave Chappelle's Rick James right now: The milk's gone bad!!!

 

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