Celebrity Letter: Katie Holmes

Dear Katie, or "Kate" as your crazy significant other likes to call you. WHAT. IS. THE. MEANING. OF. THIS? Tom Cruise sucked the life out of yous and now your tittays are ready to get a job on the late shift! Please beam up to Xenu and retrieve your swag, stat! Or at least bring back a better fitting space bra or something! This is some glib Brewshyt right here. Love ya, bye!
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