Brew Funny: "You Can't Have Kids If You Wear Skinny Jeans"

In 2010, let's send the skinny jeans trend to the gas chamber to die a quick death. You can't rock 'em skinny and low at the same time. Make a choice! Better yet, wear your friggin' size. Let Charlamagne and Lil Duval school you.

Casey Johnson Dies

So we're 4 days in and 2010 is already a continuation of 2009... for some folks.

Johnson & Johnson heiress/socialite Casey Johnson has died.  TMZ reports...

She died in L.A. We're told the body was discovered this morning.

She was 30 years old. Her father is Woody Johnson -- owner of the New York Jets.

Johnson was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila.

She says they were fighting last week and that Casey stayed at Tila's house on the 28th. Tila tried contacting Casey on the 29th because Casey had left her dogs behind. Tila says Casey's phone has been shut off since the 29th and she was not able to make contact.

Johnson was an avid tweeter.  Her last tweet went out December 29th at 1:13 am.  It's not clear what caused her death, but she was known to have struggled with a drug problem.  She leaves behind a daughter, whom she adopted.  Johnson was the great-great granddaughter of the founder of the pharmaceutical company.

Tila tweeted this tonight...

Sad.

UPDATE: Police say Johnson had been dead several days before she was discovered.

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2010: Go In!

Talk about ringing in the New Year!  Super DJ Funk Master Flexx took to his Twit for Twat account @funkmasterflex last night to hurl some zingers at your favorite celebrities. He called Tila Tequila a clown, said Kelis is crazy for dissing Nas and Beyonce is carrying too much dead weight. He promised to keep dissing 'til midnight and boy did he.

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