George Bush Must Think Haitians Will Give Him Cooties

Kanye already told us former President George W. Bush doesn’t like the negrids. Well, here’s some video proof! It seems that while glad-handing with fellow former President Bill Clinton in Haiti this week, Dubya shook one too many hands and forgot to pack his Purel.

Watch…

Real slick Bushie. Real slick.

Breaking Brew: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

Former president Bill Clinton has been hospitalized in New York with chest pains.  Details are sketchy at the moment, but the Reuters news service is reporting two sources close to the former prez say he has been hospitalized.  You'll recall Clinton does have a history of heart health issues, having had bypass surgery in 2004.

We'll keep you posted.

UPDATE: MSNBC reports Clinton has received a stent. A stent is small mesh tube that is used to treat narrowed or weakened arteries. A hospital source says Clinton called Columbia Presbyterian Hospital two days ago, saying he didn't feel well. He was due to come to the hospital yesterday but postponed that appointment until today.

ABC News reports Clinton had 2 stents inserted in an artery, but that Clinton was feeling "discomfort."  They're not calling it "chest pains."

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Brew Funny: Presidential PSA

By now, we've all seen the rather awkward public service announcement featuring former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush appealing to Americans to donate to the Haitian earthquake relief effort.  Well, Dutch comedian Joezjny did some crafty editing to create some "behind the scenes" footage of the PSA.  Watch as Clinton nails (no pun intended) his lines, and Bush struggles.

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Breaking Brew: Clinton to the Rescue

That tricky Billy has done it again. Former President Bill Clinton has reportedly won the pardon of the two U.S. journalists who've been detained in North Korea since March.
Laura Ling and Euna Lee were arrested while reporting from the border between China and North Korea. They'd been sentenced to 12 years of hard labor.

But, ole Billy got North Korean President dictator little man Kim Jong Il to pardon them. CNN reports "Clinton expressed words of sincere apology to Kim Jong Il for the hostile acts committed by the two American journalists against the DPRK after illegally intruding into it."

Ling and Lee are reporters for Current TV –the network owned by former President and inventor of the internetz– Al Gore.

Good job Clinton!

Uh, isn't Bill's wife supposed to be the Secretary of State though?

I'm just sayin'…

Bill Clinton Going Blue?

Bill Clinton may soon be upping his cool factor (and his pseudo-blackness) by becoming a member of the Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Innnnnnncorporated.

The former president, the Reverend Al Sharpton and musician Stevie Wonder reportedly have all been approved for honorary membership by the men of Phi Beta Sigma.

The Sigmas are hosting their National Conclave this week in New Orleans.

Clinton, Sharpton and Wonder are expected to be inducted later this year, making Clinton the first former U.S. president to become a member of an historically black Greek lettered organization.

Well Blue Phi on then ole Billy, I always pegged you as more of a dawg though!