Celebrity Love Letter: Dirty Souf Edition

Dear David Banner,

I think that I like one of your songs. I think so, but I don't really remember. I do love that you have yourself an edumacation (Smart men are HOT) and you are all about servicing your community. Soooooooooo, how about servicing me?

Love,

Bianca

Celebrity Love Letter: Lloyd

I dig your smile, boo. Sure, you have a pretty delightfully healthy mane (though I'm not one of those broads who goes all crazy for a man with lustrous locks- poking holes in condoms praying to upgrade my baby's hair to Octoroon Status) and I can definitely do with out the cornball cornrows. But, I like what you've got under them there clothes..and again..the smile.

Maybe it's the pearly white teeth, the smokin' hot body...the fact that you could pass for a Dell customer service tech in New Delhi call-center,that gets my motor going.

Or could it be that you remind me of my childhood crush?

Oh, I almost forgot to ask...wanna do it?

Love,

Bianca