Olympic Prez Says Leave S/Him Alone!

Well, it's official. Sorta. South African runner Caster Semenya is something like a phenomenon.

Australian newspapers are reporting Semenya has internal male testes but no ovaries. And those bizzalls are making big batches of testosterone.

The president of the International Olympic Committee is calling for more discretion in the investigation. Jacques Rogge said the case could have psychological repercussions on Semenya, who is only 18.

Semenya won the women's 800 meter at last month's world championships in Berlin. But, after criticism erupted about her build, body type and deep voice, officials decided to test Semenya's gender to determine whether she's eligible for women's events. Those tests results are to be officially released in November.

Meanwhile, Semenya opted not to run in tomorrow's 4,000 meter cross country championships in South Africa because she's not feeling well. I bet. PMS and blue balls? What a combination.

Brew Shyt: SemenYa Goes... Girlie?

Feeling the pressure to prove she femininitayyyy, Caster SemenYa gets all um ..glammed up for the cover of South Africa's You (Tuck 'Em?) Magazine.

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All this proves to me is that Chiwetel Ejiofor was pretty damn CUTE, after all. Loved this movie, by the way! Kinky Boots, rent it!

Brew News: Lil' Wo/Man gets the S/Hero's Welcome Home to South Ahhfrrekah

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Yo son, lemme holla at you for a second. Errybody is all up in arms about you being all 'dude-y'. Why don't you just, I dunno... slap on some Lee Press Ons, some lip gloss and wait for the dust to settle. Because right now, your gold medal swagger is not helping your cause, son! Not to mention I feel like you are mocking us with a name that contains the entire word for Man Juice...or Manyonaise...Or PeenisCoolada....

Real Talk Tuesday--

Brewchie, Out!

The Tuck Test: Citation Case #5k54549-3

Ahhh well played, Mrs. Manboobs! All this time you've been featuring your areola to distract from that she-male steeze face.

You aint foolin' no one CoCo or is that CarlCarl!?

P.S.- Bo Derek is writing a note to self- to turn over in her future grave.

The Tuck Test

All this hullabaloo about whether runner Caster Semenya is a he, she or a (s)him got me to thinking about the other women who could use a gender test. Let's call it "The Tuck Test" list.

Wendy Williams

Howyoudoin'?!?! (Love you though, girl lady sista-friend Boo!)

Lil Mama

I don't believe she's only 19 either. Ain't nothin' little about that mama!

Tameka Raymond

Google image search "women who look manly." Just do it... and see for yourself.

Khloe Kardashian

I ♥ her, actually. But sometimes that jawline... I'm just sayin'!

The old Venus & Serena Williams

My, my, my...what a little time, better weaves & money will do for your looks.

Definite upgrades!

Ann Coulter

kd lang

Well...

Anyone else with a strong jaw, potential Adam's Apple or questionable cameltoe that you'd add to the list? Leave your suggestions in our comments section!