HAPPY BREWAVERSARY!

We Witches want to thank all of our readers for joining us in our now year old venture!

We appreciate you guys more than we can say.

It is our pleasure to be your source for snarky and (sometimes) smart azz workday time wasting.

We've got some great things Brewing for our second year, so stay tuned and tell your friends!

We love you lots!

* Big Bird dry humping that candle is made of so much awkward.

Birthday Brew: Happy Birthday Harpo!

A big happy b'day shout to Oprah Winfrey.  The Big O turns 56 today and I imagine she's off somewhere celebrating with her boo and and her beau (you decide who's who).

BTW... did you know her birth name was "Orpah" like the Biblical character?  Fast-Fact Fridays at the Brew!

Pop A Bottle: Jay-Z Turns 40

Happy Birthday to the rapper, mogul, business...man, Shawn Corey "Jay-Z" Carter.  He turns 40 today.

Wonder what the wife is getting him?

Brew Bits: Don't These Fools Know It's a Recession?

This whole scene is sooo retro to me.

I'mma need a new trend for the colored baller, stat!

Somebody stopped by Costco for a cake and card..aww..

Isn't it Webster's bedtime?

Well, I guess that dude's face--brown shirt white tee- right under the buttock (nice donk girl!), is I guess what they do it for... the kids.

Birthday community service! You go Nelly!

Brew Bits Baby Biggie Celebrates Sweet Sixteen

Photo Courtesy: Hagen/ Daily News

Baby Biggi-ette, celebrated her Sweet 16 this past weekend, while keeping her dad close to her heart.

"T'yanna Wallace made sure he was there for her Sweet Sixteen party last night.Dolled up in a pink dress and Nikes to match, the hip-hop princess wore a button over her heart emblazoned with her slain father's face.
"I needed to have him here with me," she said, standing outside of Taj, an upscale lounge in the Flatiron District." More at the source: Daily News


Hopefully she will escape the exploitative grasp of Puff Skeevy. CJ, RUN BOY RUN!

Brew Wishes: Vivica Patron Saint of Cougaring

The Witches would like to extend belated birthday wishes to the Patron Saint of Colored Cougaring...the we fall down, we drop it low, we lose our shit over Curtis Fiddy Cent, get really shitty plastic surgery, then get up dust ourselves on and move on, Champeeen!

Vivaca A. Fox, Happy 45th!

An odd guest list included Sam "THERE ARE MOTHEREFFING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER EFFING PLANE!!" Jackson, wearing some kind of Grim Reaper Raji costume and Anna Marie Thelma Horsford wearing her draperies.

The guest list was too tired to bother posting the pics...you can check them out here.