Brewpocolypse Now: The Skank A Dank Tour

Dear White Jesus, seriously? I feel so bad for 'the kids'... they don't even know to be offended by this Brewshyt.





Rihanna and Ke$ha have teamed up for the Last Girl On Earth tour with special guest Nicki Minaj.




Hmm.. Last Girl on Earth tour?

Like if you were the last girl on Earth, I would STILL not buy your cd?

If you were the Last Girl On Earth, we'd still hear your catchy yodels in our dusty graves? (I have no major beef with you, move along, now.)

Question, does this 'concert' come with a close-captioned translator for the Barbie-fied one?

Or can Michelle Trachtenberg sub for her. That 'ish was entertaining.

SOGOTDAMNCLASSY

Brewchie, Out.

Friday Epiphanies.........

A woman is NOT a real woman until she sprouts gray pubes, nothing says 'real woman' like a wise, old vagicat

'Their' and 'There' mean two different things people!

Ped Egss are the best invention ever! they make even my Jurassic T-rex feet seem suckable

People who suggest you add other people as friends on facebook should mind their muthaeffin business! who says I even like that person numb nuts??

This person to the left is all the proof we need to see that music is fading to a black hole of nothingness..... she's horrific

I think one tittyball being bigger than the other is so cute! I could be odd though

Bragging that you don't eat pork when you weigh 410lbs makes you look real stupid.....

When I say "Oh, let me call you right back!" I don't mean it and you'll never hear from me again.....

Men with Shakira curves (man hips)  and lil dainty hands remind me of Greek mythology, they intrique me a great deal.......