Brew Bits: Poon Perfume

Fellas do want to preserve that unique "aroma" during your morning drive of shame? German company Vivaeros has developed a perfume that smells like Badussy, sans the "Ba" and the "Da". Vulva Original is made of urine, sweat and female arousal from women of all ages. And that's not all. The company says it's producing a range of va-jay-jay scents which may be a treat for some of you freaky mofo's who crave Eau de Lake Trout...just kidding, but I'm not sure if this one is going to be flying off store shelves! What's your call?