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Witches' Brew: Ask A Dude: The ReMix

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ask A Dude: The ReMix

My 'favorite' Ask a Dude has a question of his own to ask. Lord Help us.

DUDE: Do me a favor.. take a survey of your male friends for me? Hell, u might want it for your blog. I've asked some guys I know... and most are balking at the question.. and only 1 answered but I don't think he is realistic. Anyway..the question is...

BIANCA: "Do any of you handsome fellas wanna make love to a brother named DUDE?" (notice how he ignores me...)

DUDE: If you are involved with a married or seriously involved women. and she gets pregnant, and it's probably yours--but she can and prefers to pass it off as her husband's. Will you fukk up their relationship by wanting your child...or will u let sleeping dogs lie and let her live her life?

BIANCA: is that what you asked them? lmao dude that question is nuts, It's a human being. How is it a sleeping dog?!

DUDE: No..the sleeping dog is the woman's perfectly fine family, with husband that loves her...and doesn't know she cheated--- she is pregnant with the outside man's child but will pass it off to her husband as his own.

BIANCA: I get that, but if you have a baby... that you know about and don't claim it, are you a MAN? And if she gave a fuck about her "happy" marriage you wouldn't be up in her RAW, would you?

DUDE: OK.. so can u ask your male friends without trying to be biased and guide their opinions please..b/c u already took a position and I don't think u can ask impartially now.

BIANCA: Trust me, I can totally do that... (man get your own blog if you want unbiased!)

DUDE: BTW..this isn't me! LOL I need to throw out that disclaimer
cause u know if it was..I would tell you. (SADLY, I BELIEVE HE WOULD)


Enjoy my boy who is NOT the father, a classic:





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3 Comments:

At Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 12:56:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t see how the dude in question would think anything about breaking up a home if he was willing to smash her knowing she was tied up to begin with. Hed likely think, the husband wasn’t on his game and hed claim his kid ruining the marriage in the process. And I cant see him being so sympathetic for the woman as to deny his kid, if he cared about her that much hed care about his child too and therefore want to claim him/her.

But really it’s all about if this character actually wants his child, if he didn’t and he could get away with it im sure he would.

Im anonymous because yall aint about to be drawing implications about my situation lol.

 
At Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 1:14:00 PM EDT , Blogger Phlip said...

This is a hairy situation...

See, she is messing on ol' dude first, and gets knocked up and it's the jumpoff's baby.

Now, the jumpoff can have earnest intentions to take care of his baby, which will more than likely require involvement something like a relationship with her, but he will now have the specter of her doing the same shit to HIM down the line.
-or-
She can try to pass it off on ol' dude and what he don't know won't (that he knows) hurt him.
-or-
She can come clean with ol' dude, as well as ending and the relationshit with the jumpoff ends as well, except for the support/raising of the child.
-or-
Wear a condom when you're the jumpoff.


For the record, I would do the last, but if I am to answer the question, I would do the next to last.

 
At Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 3:19:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

U know, condoms do fail. So that being said.. Chances are, a cheating woman to a fella is just @$$ and nothing more. She already cheatig so probably not something you want to wife up for yourself. So that being said..here are the variables.
1-Husband remain clueless, raise and love the child he thinks is his own and woman stays married, gets away with being Trife.
2-Woman comes clean, husband leaves. Now u have a baby momma that u dont want a relationship with and all the drama that ensues.
3-Woman Comes clean, husband stays, but you can't come anywhere near that household and child b/c you are already a cancer to that happy home and child will be confused. Legal bullshit ensues if you want visitation/custody..which you being the outside man will probably lose out on to the married couple.

Maybe there are other options..but probably just best to walk away! Its the risk you take for sleeping with a married woman.

 

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