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Monday, April 27, 2009

Sh!t That Pisses a B Off!!

Have you ever woken up so far on the wrong side of the bed, that you want to punch someone in the nose? Like ANYONE, unlucky enough to say your name...or breathe? It's like someone pissed all up in your cornflakes, and you did’nt even want no stinking cornflakes in the first place!? That’s how I feel this sunny --about to be 91 degrees, April morning. Maybe, I just need to do a little venting...

...Here’s a list of some shizz that’s been pissing a B. off:

Ignoramus’ that keep the 100% wool on their coats. All winter I would see you idiots out and about, touting your stance on your fabric of choice. What kind of a retard are you? SNIP THE LABEL off!! Do you think your coat was made at the HOUSE OF 100% WOOL?? Idiot. And now that it’s Spring-can you tap your friend and tell them to cut the little X of thread at the pleat or opening of their raincoat? White Jesus, says thank you. Man, you people are stooopid.

And also....Assholes who still the term ‘hating’ because their vocabulary is too stunted to think of any other word...lace yourself up with a thesaurus dim-wit. No one is “hating” on your cousin TayTay and her 5 bastard illegitimate chirrens with 6 different men, her ass don’t need to be in a club. Period. Ever. AND she’s a hoe! End of debate!

And.... you idiots who go online to staunchly defend the honor of your favorite celebu-tard. Do you get Beyonce Bucks to spend at House of Deron or something?

Mostly annoying...

The fact that I spent the better part of my Sunday afternoon wondering who RayFockingJ. was gonna choose.. "Skank or No-Skank the Vagisil Rumble in the Jungle", holding out slight hope for humanity, that a non-skank could possibly win in a reality tv ‘Skank-Off’....I’m such a patsy. In his words he could not go with non-skank because he felt he had to ‘step up his game’ to impress her and her family. GOD FORBID YOU TRY TO IMPRESS SOMEONE, RAYFOCKINGJ! Your stellar career as a songstress (that is not a typo) and porn boy, does NOT warm the hearts of mother’s everwhere?? Really?! REALLY?!

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At Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:38:00 PM EDT , Blogger Unknown said...

lol all that pisses me off too

ray j aint ready for a real woman...unique was close..but he did right. She would try to control his ass

and cocktail looks like an old lady in the face

there will be a season 2

dont forget the reunion tonite !!!

At Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:44:00 PM EDT , Blogger BreeIAm said...

Ooh no, a reunion?!! (I'll be watching...damn)


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