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Witches' Brew: Breaking Brew: Tiger's Wife Pops Off Son... (allegedly)

Friday, November 27, 2009

Breaking Brew: Tiger's Wife Pops Off Son... (allegedly)

I knew when I heard the news of Tiger Woods' middle of the night crash into a hydrant and a tree that somebody had some splainin' to do.  I mean, this is YOUR house.  The house you drive to and from every day.  How do you just MISS the curb and wind up smashing your Escalade into a fire hydrant and your neighbor's tree?  Mmmm hmmmm.  (*sucks teef*)

Well, according to TMZ, the accident happened right after Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren argued. The news came on the same day that (our friend in our heads) Michael over at Dlisted reported that TigerWoooo was having an affair. Mmmm hmmm (*sucks teef*)

Anywho, after the accident, Elin reportedly smashed out the back window of Tiger's truck with a golf club to help get him out of the car. Uh, yeah, we're buying that. Police found Tiger laying in the street with his wife over him, (finger quotes) caring for him. He had cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth.

Florida law enforcement officials are calling it "a domestic issue." Cops tried to question Tiger about the incident this afternoon but were turned away by his wife because he was asleep.

Methinks the golden boy has just jumped head first into a scandal.

Stay tuned...

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At Sunday, November 29, 2009 at 2:58:00 AM EST , Blogger Kim said...

old tiger on the prowl.. who whuda thunk it.. like my gym teacher use to say, A man is a man, is a man... sigh

At Monday, November 30, 2009 at 10:16:00 AM EST , Blogger ch555x said...



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