Botox Budget

New York Reverend William Blasingame is accused of stealing nearly $85,000 from his church and spending it on Botox, plastic surgery and al-al-al-al-alcohol.

The 66 year old resigned from Staten Island’s St. Paul’s Memorial Episcopal Church but not before he reportedly took the money over a 3 year period.

That money was supposed to be used for church maintenance and to help members who’ve been hard hit by the economy.

Blasingame is due in court next month.

White Jesus would not approve.