Health: Woodwork

Watching a man masturbate can be sexy or squirrely, depending on the dude. It's sexy when it's "that guy" and he's gearing up to blow your back out. Not so much when it's that creepy neighbor with a big belly, wearing a wife beater and jacking off it in front of his screen door as you walk by. Okay, I digress.
However you carry it men, there are some facts that you may or may not have known about the hand love!
-There's no such thing as "abnormal" masturbation. Experts say there is no definition of normal or abnormal because humans are too diverse. So if you get off by rubbing your man meat on a stuffed animal, or skeet all over a picture of your 2nd grade teacher, that's normal!
-Masturbation is safe, but not entirely. You can't catch the clap but frequent or overly vigorous masturbation can irritate the skin of the penis and if you masturbate face down (what's that about?) you can injure your urethra. So keep the freakiness to a minimum. 
-Masturbating can add to your sex life or take away from it. Experts say solo sex can help teach men about their bodies and its likes and dislikes. However, some men can become so obsessed with masturbating that they lose interest in having sex with their partner.
-Masturbation can lead to sexual dysfunction. If you stimulate yourself in ways that you can't get stimulated by your partner, like rapid stroking with a lot of pressure or friction, it can bring on what experts call "retarded ejaculation". That is a condition where men find it impossible to climax during partnered sex.
- Masturbation and prostate cancer? The link is hazy, but a 2003 Australian study published in BJU International linked frequent ejaculation early in life with reduced risk for prostate cancer later on. But in a 2004 study published in The Journal of the American Medical Association, a researcher reported that "ejaculation frequency is not related to increased risk of prostate cancer." Conflicting studies but something to think about for you all you hand jockeys out there.
Happy Endings!!!!