Brew TV: Oh Tyra...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I stopped caring about Top Model around the time of Eva The Diva, and the ever Jublilcious Toccara, with her chicken at the side of the bed pretty ass.

Anyway, this cycle as you know is all about the Shortie. Check out the chicks who'll be gracing next year's Newport News catalogue right here. They're all actually very lovely. There's not even one tragically bizarre looking chick that you KNOW will bring the fierceness. Not one extra tooth, not one giant gap... (Ok, I did love Dani's country azz cycle, too) Boooring.

Also, if Tyra plans on continually shooting all of them from below to make them appear taller... I'm going to want to know why bother with the Squat Cycle in the first damn place!