Pitino’s Penis Gets Him In Trouble

Oooh, scandalous! Great day in the morning Louisville! Golden boy Rick Pitino was sticking his pi-teen-o in someone who wasn't his wife. And that's not even the half of it.

The Louisville basketball coach met Karen Cunagin Sypher (what a name!) at a restaurant (that's her above), then had sex with her in a leather chair at the restaurant (once the place closed, of course…I guess he has standards).

One of Pitino's assistants was reportedly lying on the restaurant's floor nearby. Ewww! Two weeks later, Sypher told Pitino she was pregnant and planned to have an abortion but didn't have health insurance. Pitino gave the woman $3,000 to pay for her "medical care." But, here's where things get, ahem, sticky. Pitino is a devout Catholic and says he did not give Sypher money to abort the baby.

News of the affair became public in April when Pitino announced someone was trying to extort him. Turns out, it was Sypher. She surrendered to police and now faces federal charges of lying to the FBI and attempting to extort $10 million from Pitino.

But, but, but, but, wait it gets worse. Last month, Sypher told the cops that Pitino had raped her at the restaurant then again several weeks later. She says Pitino "pulled the table out [and] undid his pants" while she pushed him off and screamed. The coach says hell to the naw he didn't do that. Cops say there isn't enough proof to prosecute him for rape anyway. Pitino admitted this week that they had consensual sex after Sypher come onto him "pretty strong."

Oh, but hold your hats people. Part of Pitino's contract with Louisville includes a morality clause (ruh-roh) that warns against acts of moral depravity and disparaging media publicity that damages the name of the university.

Some are speculating the scandal will hurt Pitino's ability to recruit star freshman to the school.

Tsk tsk… think with the big head, boys. Not the little one!