I Should Have Jacked Off Case #467: Cameron Douglas

Damn no wonder Michael Douglas was so convincing in Traffic! He had a little basehead at home. The actor's 30-year-old son is facing METH charges. Meth is crack for white folks ya'll! Po Po arrested Cameron Douglas at the Hotel Gansevoort in Manhattan. Who drug deals at a posh hotel? What happened to the seedy joints with broken lampshades, wood paneling, lumpy mattresses and rusty sinks? Get into character Son! Cameron was also charged with cocaine possession in 2007. This little privileged mofo needs to get a clue or smoke one. You can't thug out just because your daddy played a few thugs on the teevay. Doesn't work like that boo. I'ma need you to go to Sanz school or ITT Tech or something, stat!