"Ah'm Not Fittin' Ta Steal From You, Ah Just Wanna Air Mah Testes and Sit for a Spell"

"A nude man broke into a Slidell, LA, home, cooked himself a meal and took a shower before fleeing wrapped only in a sheet, authorities said Tuesday.

Slidell Police DepartmentThis naked burglar cooked a meal and took a shower while ransacking a Slidell, La. home, police said.

"It appears that the man is either drunk or under the influence of drugs," Slidell Police Chief Freddy Drennan said in statement released Tuesday morning. "We are hoping that the public recognizes the man and gives us a call. I would be interested to hear his story and why he was naked and what he was thinking!"

A video surveillence system at the home shows the naked man using a garden hose to shower in the driveway about 1 a.m. Monday morning, Slidell Police spokesman Capt. Kevin Foltz said. He then knocked on the front door and, after getting no response, moved to the back yard, Foltz said.

The man then covered himself up with what appears to be a trash bag and sat for a while in a chair in the back yard. He then broke out several rear windows in the house, entered and ransacked the home, Foltz said.Slidell Police Department

While in the home, the man cooked himself a meal, had several drinks and took another shower inside the home, Foltz said. He then wrapped himself in a white sheet and left.

The sheet was the only item taken from the home, Foltz said."

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