"Ah'm Not Fittin' Ta Steal From You, Ah Just Wanna Air Mah Testes and Sit for a Spell"

"A nude man broke into a Slidell, LA, home, cooked himself a meal and took a shower before fleeing wrapped only in a sheet, authorities said Tuesday.

Slidell Police DepartmentThis naked burglar cooked a meal and took a shower while ransacking a Slidell, La. home, police said.

"It appears that the man is either drunk or under the influence of drugs," Slidell Police Chief Freddy Drennan said in statement released Tuesday morning. "We are hoping that the public recognizes the man and gives us a call. I would be interested to hear his story and why he was naked and what he was thinking!"

A video surveillence system at the home shows the naked man using a garden hose to shower in the driveway about 1 a.m. Monday morning, Slidell Police spokesman Capt. Kevin Foltz said. He then knocked on the front door and, after getting no response, moved to the back yard, Foltz said.

The man then covered himself up with what appears to be a trash bag and sat for a while in a chair in the back yard. He then broke out several rear windows in the house, entered and ransacked the home, Foltz said.Slidell Police Department

While in the home, the man cooked himself a meal, had several drinks and took another shower inside the home, Foltz said. He then wrapped himself in a white sheet and left.

The sheet was the only item taken from the home, Foltz said."

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F*** My Life

If you thought you were having a rough go of things these days, with job insecurity and unemployment on the rise, remember this: IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE!

I present to you Exhibit A: a blog called "FML" (or in layman's terms: F*** My Life).

Readers post blurbs about their bad days. And, quite frankly, after reading some of these, I'm reminded that things really aren't as bad for me as I think they are. Nothing like reading someone else's blues to cheer you up. Ok, that was bad, but you know what I mean.

Anywho, read along...

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your fucking problem asshole!? Get a fucking life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

See what I mean?