"Happy Birthday Bitch, Now Beat It!": Romo and Simpson Split....

Jessy Simpson can't buy a break but she can damn sure get broken up with. Romo has reportedly released her back into the wild after a nearly 2 year relationship for reasons yet to be disclosed, a day before her born day no less! Man Romo, that's so cold blooded even Rick James is shaking his head at you. That ish sucks JJ! but um, Happy Born Day Girl!

Love your old show with your ex hubby on MTV.....



oh damn, prolly not a good time to bring that up huh?

Aight..... Seacrest, Out!

F*** My Life

If you thought you were having a rough go of things these days, with job insecurity and unemployment on the rise, remember this: IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE!

I present to you Exhibit A: a blog called "FML" (or in layman's terms: F*** My Life).

Readers post blurbs about their bad days. And, quite frankly, after reading some of these, I'm reminded that things really aren't as bad for me as I think they are. Nothing like reading someone else's blues to cheer you up. Ok, that was bad, but you know what I mean.

Anywho, read along...

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your fucking problem asshole!? Get a fucking life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

See what I mean?