Brew News: UConn Football Player Killed

Is there some unwritten creed that sports and violence go hand in hand? Just hours after receiving the winning ball in a big defeat over Louisville, a UConn football player was stabbed to death during a fight. Jasper Howard suffered a stab wound to the stomach during a melee at a campus party that spilled out into the street. The 20-year-old cornerback reportedly has a baby on the way. Ya'll mofos just can't act right...AT ALL!