Butt Booty Nekkid At Home + Coffee = Arrested......

This is an outrage! I am a certified nudest and I wish somebody would narc me out for my freestyle nekkidness in my own damn house! That's what happened to this Springfield, VA man and let me tell you something, I object! If a man can't make himself a mornin cup o joe nekkid in his own house then what is the world coming to????

Seems some concerned citizen was walking by, spotted "nekkid coffee man" and called the po-po. To her I say "call the po-po hoe!" But now he's being charged....... I quit!
  
Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked

FOX 5 Exclusive

Updated: Wednesday, 21 Oct 2009, 7:41 PM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 12:10 AM EDT

• Will Thomas
• By WILL THOMAS/myfoxdc

SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.
Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.
"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.
 

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The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.
Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.

Williamson, who is father of a 5-year old girl, said he feels like the victim.
"I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he said.

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police. If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine.