Baby Wipes Are So 2000-Late

If you wanna keep dat azz clean... it's all about the travel bidet! That's right. Keep that donk tidy with this projectile fountain.  It's a pocket-sized cleanser that would make Terrence Howard real happy. You get a little pulsing action in the backyard to keep it all clean and wiped down back up in thurr.

So, would you use it?
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