Dear Jennifer Lopez

Since when do you wear the same thing twice? What have motherhood and marriage done to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know kids = priorities and all that shizz.  But, I want the old, selfish, diva antics JLo back. The one who paid a guy to make something called “body bling” and spray on her make-up so she always looked tan. I want the JLo back who wears showstopping plunging necklines and does lame-ish remixes with Ja Rule (insert other, more popular rapper's name here). You wore this hellish catsuit for the world to see on New Year’s Eve and here you are, rocking it again over the weekend? What gives? I know times are rough for most Americans, but cot dammit you are J-muthajumpin-Lo. If you have to repeat your gear, then recession reality really hits home for the rest of us.  I mean, I can wear the same jeans Monday – Wednesday, but you? You do not repeat outfits. C'mon, Jennifer!

And don't even get me going on that silver "I am Sasha Fierce" get up. *iSigh*

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