Single Black Female?

There was a time when swagger jackin’ was actually the thing to do. It’s like you were paying hommage to your idol, your girl or even your enemy. I remember during a high school picnic, I counted 15 Salt n’ Pepas at the amusement park! I admit I was part of that never ending crew who resembled a very dysfunctional flash mob but hey I was just a shorty. So what's Monica's excuse? Didn’t Rihanna break out thise bowl cut around Valentine day? Ri Ri is no trailblazer of century either. Many chicks were rocking this 'shroom do way back when. So what your call Brewchies?