Jizz For Your Nails?

I swear, where do we find this stuff?

The bloggers over at Bleach Black have topped themselves. First, they sold a polish during the holiday season called “Dickweed.”  Now, they’ve come up with something called “Jizz.” Umkay, it’s not made from that substance… but it sure resembles it (so I hear…).

“Jizz” is a pearly white color and is punched up with a bit of sheen, ya know, to keep it ladylike. So, spit…or swallow? Haaa.

Anyway, click here to find out when you can buy it.