The Rapper Turned Thespian Files: Eve in "Whip It"

Eve is the latest to ignore Nia Long's memo..... she's set to star in Whip It, which is Drew Barrymore's directorial debut ( I love Drew, just in case anyone cares...).

It will also star Ellen Page



and Kristen Wiig



Eve will play "Rosa Sparks" in the movie. I have always liked Eve so good for her! I hope she rips it in Whip It!!!! (hee hee hee!, my corniness astounds even me...)

"Whip It" opens on October 9th.....

Drop Squad Candidate: E.V.E.

Clearly her *hairstylist* had some extra bags of horsey and too much time. Salt n' Pepa on the side, Beyonce in the back, Peaches and Herb braids! No ma'am Eve! I will not let you get away with looking like a ghetto biker superhero. Boo! You are too fly for this. Come back to the East Coast because clearly Hollyweird has got a hold of you and you're morphing into something uh, er...? The Drop Squad needs to kidnap you, take you a basement in Philly and make you eat pickles while you watch vides of the old you, when you were a "Pitbull in a skirt".