Drop Squad Candidate: E.V.E.

Clearly her *hairstylist* had some extra bags of horsey and too much time. Salt n' Pepa on the side, Beyonce in the back, Peaches and Herb braids! No ma'am Eve! I will not let you get away with looking like a ghetto biker superhero. Boo! You are too fly for this. Come back to the East Coast because clearly Hollyweird has got a hold of you and you're morphing into something uh, er...? The Drop Squad needs to kidnap you, take you a basement in Philly and make you eat pickles while you watch vides of the old you, when you were a "Pitbull in a skirt".

Put a Pad on It: Britney Spears

Pop "singer" Britney Spears apparently lost track of time and forgot Auntie Flo was comin' for a visit. During a photo shoot for Elle magazine, the singer produced a homemade "Bloody Mary" all over several expensive dresses. Little birdies on the set also said that the shoot had to be stopped down repeatedly so Spears could take pot-tay breaks. To top it off she bounced wearing $14,000 worth of borrowed gear! It's not the first time Spears has had a wardrobe malfunction. Back when she was shaving her dome and tryin' to meet White Jesus, she let her dogs boo boo on a 6,700 Zac Posen dress and wiped her chicken grease on another expensive frock during a photo shoot. Man, talk about "hood rat stuff". She's cuntry as hell!

Um No Ma'am Ms. Teena...

Um okay I knowed (color purple talk) you was sangin the gospel and all, but let me tell you, I have word from a reliable source that White Jesus does not approve of this performance. Who authorized this?? Imma have to go Randy Jackson on you hon... "I don't know dawg, it was a little pitchy for me". Thankfully White Jesus doesn't stay mad too long, so you can redeem yourself on a later date. This was a hot sanctified mess!