Britney Does Deal With The Devil?

Britney Spears' Twitter page went to the depths of Hell this morning. Her background and profile images were changed to "Illuminati" pics and these tweets added:

“I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!”  

“i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney"

Twitter and Britney's peeps caught wind of the hacking, the Devil images and changed it back to "normal," tweeting this statement:

"C'mon ya'll... I don't worship the Devil.  How crazy is that?  Everybody knows I worship the Starbucks!"

"Britney's twitter account was just hacked. The situation has been resolved and we apologize for any offense the hacker's messages caused."

Tweets is watchin'...

Celebrity Concern Letter: Dear Britney

My dearest Britney,

Like me, you are a woman of a certain age. Your body has pushed out two kids, rather back-to-back too, I might add. Now, don't get me wrong, you are in great shape and you're getting your life together post KFC 2-piece and a biscuit K-Fed. Kudos for that, fo' real, ya'll. But, boo, you need a bra. It's a must after about, saaayyyyyy, age 15. The world does not need to know your nips are headed south. Please, put an underwire on it!

Things A'Brewin: Britt Gets Her Hot Bod Back, Rih Rih Cold Chillin with a Kid, and my Fav PR Covers 'Style' Mag....

Brit gets her body back........ and a wedgie outta her ass, I feel you girl! same thing happens to me all the time.....





Rih Rih still has a thing for young gents I see........





And my fav Puerto Rican covers Style mag, GET IT MAMACITA!!!!!!





photos courtesy socialitelife.celebuzz.com

Kevin Federline Sinks to New Low: HE ATE BRITT!!!!!

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........ that or he's still using the Oprah chicken coupons. Isn't he a dancer? Like isn't that his claim to fame so to speak?? Shouldn't his metabolism work reasonably well even when he's not dancing??? Maybe it needs a tune up.... he can always come with me to my next colonic appointment....

Oh man K-Fed..... oh man!

Put a Pad on It: Britney Spears

Pop "singer" Britney Spears apparently lost track of time and forgot Auntie Flo was comin' for a visit. During a photo shoot for Elle magazine, the singer produced a homemade "Bloody Mary" all over several expensive dresses. Little birdies on the set also said that the shoot had to be stopped down repeatedly so Spears could take pot-tay breaks. To top it off she bounced wearing $14,000 worth of borrowed gear! It's not the first time Spears has had a wardrobe malfunction. Back when she was shaving her dome and tryin' to meet White Jesus, she let her dogs boo boo on a 6,700 Zac Posen dress and wiped her chicken grease on another expensive frock during a photo shoot. Man, talk about "hood rat stuff". She's cuntry as hell!