Put a Pad on It: Britney Spears

Pop "singer" Britney Spears apparently lost track of time and forgot Auntie Flo was comin' for a visit. During a photo shoot for Elle magazine, the singer produced a homemade "Bloody Mary" all over several expensive dresses. Little birdies on the set also said that the shoot had to be stopped down repeatedly so Spears could take pot-tay breaks. To top it off she bounced wearing $14,000 worth of borrowed gear! It's not the first time Spears has had a wardrobe malfunction. Back when she was shaving her dome and tryin' to meet White Jesus, she let her dogs boo boo on a 6,700 Zac Posen dress and wiped her chicken grease on another expensive frock during a photo shoot. Man, talk about "hood rat stuff". She's cuntry as hell!