Southeast Sally...Your Meal Ticket is Calling....

Move over New Jersey, here comes Washington, D.C.!

On Tuesday, Bravo announced that it is expanding its popular Real Housewives franchise once again, this time heading to the nation’s capital and seeking women for The Real Housewives of D.C.

They are looking for influential people who rub elbows with the elite...

So Southeast Sally or Northeast Nancy is not on the calling list? I'm just saying. There are some respectable hooker housewives that live in Anacostia and Congress Heights....

What this really means is that these Housewives probably WONT live in DC proper, but instead will hail from our suburban cousins, Chevy Chase, Bethesda and Potomac in Maryland and McLean, Leesburg or Reston and some other far reaching suburb of Virgina. That is where the REAL cash in this area lies...

Prince George's County (cause it's only PG when referring to the hood) Woodmore Residents need not apply! We get enough negro from Ne Ne in Atlanta.

Nonetheless, I'll be watching. And waiting for the moment when they are in Filene's basement in Friendship Heights and I'm stalking the camera behind them..

oooo--shouldn't have given away my secrets