A Pole For Jesus?

I am deeply disturbed by this tragedy right here.  Stripper poles and Fred Hammond should not come within a mile of each other, much less in the same YouTube clip.  I spotted this over at Fresh’s Crunk + Disorderly today and I wept slowly for White Jesus because he would not approve.

 

V-Day: Fitness & the Freak

Jump off, girlfriend, boo, wifey, whatever you're calling yourself this V-Day, here's to you! Valentine's Day is a sexy holiday filled with chocolates and other "edible" items. What's not sexy is too much jelly when you're trying to get your Karma Sutra on! Love it or hate it, V-Day is here and it's a great time to get in shape! One way to preserve your sexy is a striptease workout. These types of joints are popping up everywhere.  Mostly in suburbia cuz we all know how freaky those housewives are!  Most of these exotic gyms allow you the option of doing either a pole routine, floor or both. But unless your name is Diamond, pole dancing can be dangerous. Ask the girl in the video! So, I suggest sticking to the floor routine for a good cardio workout without the pole bruises and embarrasment.