The Black Chick Choked!

So, I finally sit down to watch my DVR'd HGTV's Next Design Star and get all excited. Sassy, cute chick from the DMV, Interior Design student- sounds just like this Witch! To boot, she seemed quick-witted and personable. Well somehow all that promise just evaporated her brain as she and her partner came up with a great idea and followed it up with SHIT-TASTIC execution and poor time management.

Who the french toast would CUT duvets and tape curtains to the ceiling-that's just stupid!? Ugh- then there was some kind of puzzle rug covering up damaged paint job, on the floor. A true disaster. Luckily for her, her partner in this crime against professional execution, had the faints or the vapors or something and they sent her dainty light weight ass packing.

So, listen up Tashica Morgan- GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, because you are repping for all of us black chicks who are sleep deprived, creative and love this industry! You have a cute haircut and a nice little style about you-right now that is all I can say for you! So do NOT make me root for one of the gays! I will so do it!

Tough Love

I’ve been wasting my life away watching that corny Ray J show when I should have been watching VH1’s “Tough Love.” Ladies, let me tell you, this thing right here is the truth!

Here’s the premise of the show:
Matchmaker Steve Ward conducts a “how to find true love” boot camp with a group of women from various backgrounds. There’s the typical gold digger, the over-sexed former stripper and the workaholic. The boot camp puts these women through challenges and various types of dating scenarios to teach them successful dating habits. Throughout the shows, Ward hits them with his “Rules of Love” and tough talk that had me reliving some not-so-bright moments in my past. Message!

Drew Barrymore’s production company is producing the reality show and you can tell a woman is driving this vehicle. There are no classless nicknames like “Cocktail,” “Myamme” or “Prancer.” There is no champagne or dookie rope necklace elimination at the end of each show. This is a learning process. These women use their real names and have serious breakthroughs in what Ward calls his “group therapy” sessions. Hell, I’m not even on the show and I’ve already discovered that I’ve run away from the men who’ve really liked me and chased after the ones who like me but don’t put in much effort. Thanks for the free therapy Steve! 

But don’t take my word for it…watch for yourself. Check out these two clips of Steve trying to explain to one woman that constantly using her body and having a carefree approach to sex will never get her the man she wants, much less a man to put a ring on it.

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Move over Steve Harvey… there’s a new Steve in town!

Tough Love airs Sundays at 10 pm (ET) on VH1.