Pass the Spoons Please!

Omarion has followed Drake down the yellow teefed road to Lil Wayne's Young Money Entertainment. Apparently neither peen nor poon can say no to the power of the Weezy! Check out the "No Chris No Chris No Lookin' Boy" doing the moonwalk to celebrate Michael Jackson's life as well as the King's third full frontal flip in his grave after witnessing this constant coonery continue in his honor!

Brew Bits: Wipe Him Down

Mensez for the love of White Jesus, stop dousing your body and balls for that matter in cologne! A little dab will do ya! If you make me have a throbbing headache and my mouth feels like I drank some of your swamp water three minutes after I sit near your cheesin' ass then that's a problem. Maybe you grew up watching your daddy, or uncle-daddy for some of you, slap on that Old Spice or Polo in that green bottle like it was holy water. Sooooooo not the business. Natural scents are a good thing, unless you don't drink a lot of liquids and your pores smell like a French Connection. Think twice before you spray or you're friends just might stage an Intervention on yo ass. I'm just sayin'.....