Brew Bits: Wipe Him Down

Mensez for the love of White Jesus, stop dousing your body and balls for that matter in cologne! A little dab will do ya! If you make me have a throbbing headache and my mouth feels like I drank some of your swamp water three minutes after I sit near your cheesin' ass then that's a problem. Maybe you grew up watching your daddy, or uncle-daddy for some of you, slap on that Old Spice or Polo in that green bottle like it was holy water. Sooooooo not the business. Natural scents are a good thing, unless you don't drink a lot of liquids and your pores smell like a French Connection. Think twice before you spray or you're friends just might stage an Intervention on yo ass. I'm just sayin'.....