The Frankie Files: Cougar Crackmom Finds Love With Pre-Teen

Um so Frankie is engaged..... yes, engaged! At last count I think Key Key Cole's mama has about 13 kids and maybe 2 have the same father (why wasn't she spayed and neutered?). I don't think she's ever said her real age but it's gotta be somewhere around 213 yrs old. Her fiance is 10 yrs old....... STOP THE WORLD, I WANNA GET OFF!!!!!



He looks like kin to DeWayne Carter, (you know the lil fella with the amazingly potent sperm from NOLA who currently has about 45 women pregnant at the same time) so I fully expect Frank-furter to be pregnant in 3-2-1- FETUS! (yup! she just conceived as I typed this). Is her vagi-cat even habitable?? Oh my head......

If you can stomach it, peep her and her baby boo gettin their matching tattoos in Atlanta. Jesus must be overseas busy with other things cause it seems no matter how many times I beg him he refuses to take the wheel!!!!! UGH!!!